Just to Laugh !

 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
 said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
 because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
 small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
 Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
 human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get
 to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
 hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
 they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
 child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working
 diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm
 drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
 looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing,
 the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
 five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor"
 thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
 teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a
 beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
 dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has
 several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her
 brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some
 of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that
 you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
 turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a
 while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
 persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
 nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
 There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
 A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
 teacher, She's dead."
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 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
 to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
 head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
 in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am
 standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into
 my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
 school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
 The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.

 God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
 the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
 written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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Kids in school think quickly

 TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
 MARIA : Here it is!
 TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
 CLASS : Maria!
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 TEACHER : Why are you la! te, Frank?
 FRANK : Because of the sign.
 TEACHER : What sign?
 FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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 TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
 GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
 TEACHER : No, that's wrong
 GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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 TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
 TEACHER : What are you talking about?
 DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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 TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
 didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE : Me!
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 TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
 GOSS : Well! , I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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 TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
 MILLIE : I is...
 TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
 MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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 TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
 TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
 tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
 didn't punish him?"
 LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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 TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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 TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
 your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, teacher,! it's the same dog!;
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 TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
 people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD : A teacher.